I know I do

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How this man still sells his music in public after beating his partner so badly, I do not understand

Kitten covers

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Legendary albums from a world dominated by kittens...

All kitteny album parodies by Alfra Martini of aymvisuals. 

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Animated Albums

all artwork by http://animatedalbums.tumblr.com/
all these album covers are carefully chosen and sillily animated by Mr. Dormouse, like Rock Cats
take a trip to Art In Movement by Echopunk
Freak Toys: our handmade Skulls, Dolls & Freaks on Tumblr and on our Etsy shop
you can recommend Animated Albums for the music directory here, thank you!

If...

If:
a) It wasn't boiling hot outside.
b) A bean-bag wasn't put in the bin, necessitating me to remove it from bin and redistribute the overflowing rubbish from three other bins.
c) My neighbours hadn't spent the last hour drilling into concrete.
d) Every time I go outside for a cigarette, my creepy and overweight neighbour didn't also come outside - Shirtless.
e) The media didn't just blindly regurgitate bollocks about politics, which the public then blindly follows.


I would be having a quiet, peaceful, relaxing Sunday

Awkward...

That awkward moment when you remember when you were a child, and your Year 7 class went to the cinema on the last day of school to see Return of The Jedi, then after it was over, all the boys were talking about how cool the speederbikes were, and you agree with them publicly to fit in, when all the time you were secretly pissed off about how Boba Fett dies, and you convince yourself that he does eventually escape the Sarlaac pit and all is fine and good in the galaxy once more then, thirty or more years later, you remember that moment again and it then further implants the suggestion that actually, it was Princess Leia in a metal bikini blowing the shit out of Jabba's ship, out in the middle of The Sea of Karkoon, that had the most "influence" on you. Then you think that you should probably make that part of a semi-amusing Facebook status, but realise it was too long to fit, so you write it in a blog post and when you proof-read it back, realise that it's only two sentences long.

What it feels like to travel on Melbourne public transport

Why I hate everybody

Flogging a dead horse

A Famous Person Has Died

Awkward

Awkward Moments Coffee Commercial

From

Snuff Box

Shufflin' shufflin'

I weep for our future

The Karate Rap

Uploaded by SamFromGlove on Jan 24, 2012

Vintage 80's Rap Music Video about Training Karate
Starring David Seeger and Holly Whitstock Seeger
Directed by David Seeger
Executive Producer Holly Whitstock Seeger
Director of Photography John Jopson
Choreography by Michael Scott Gregory
Costume and Set Design by Paul Easton
Edited by David Seeger
Samurai - the Band
Holly Seeger - Vocals
David Seeger - Vocals
Fred Schlesinger - Bassist
David Pacht - Keyboards
Michael Scott Gregory - Conga
Dodie Petit - Lead Guitar
Paul Mason - Drums
Geishas: Barry K. Bernal, Sachi Shimizu & Chisa Hidaka
Dancers: Michael Scott Gregory, Charlotte D'Amboise, Mary Ann Lamb, Valerie Wright, Jay Poindexter, Troy Myers & Nephi-Jay Wimmer
Cameos: Suzy Jopson, Robert Scaglione, Judith Scaglione, Shane Scaglione, Efrem Seeger, Mindy Seeger, Stephen Weber & Billy Williams
Asst. Directors Jeff Lee & Holly Whitstock Seeger
Asst. Cameraman Ernest W. Jew
Asst. Editors Stephen Weber & Michael Smith
Line Producer Efrem Seeger
2nd Camera Unit Joey Forsyte
Asst. Cameraman Gary Michelin
3rd Camera unit Robert D. Whitstock
Colorist Jack Baierlein
Lighting: Lloyd Goldfine, Robert D. Whitstock
Production Manager: Silviana Rossi, Ilene Litvak
Hair and Makeup: Candy Duke, Joanne DePrima, Barbara Owen, Clariness Alvarez
Pyrotechnics by John Basile
Model Maker Carol Way
Technical Engineering: Al DePaul, Ron Waller
Paintbox Graphics: Holly Whitstock Seeger, Tree O'Donnell
Chyron: Jose C. Rodriguez
Costumes Supplied by Paul Easton, The Antique Boutique & Miriam Wong
Karate Students: Sean Caesar, Brian Caesar, David Baker, Eddie Garcia, Fred Schlesinger, Tina Schlesinger, Nir Zamir, Kim MacMillian, Susan O'Brian, George Gross, Michael Margolis, Robert Hodes, Suzanne Ahmadein, Jack Gescheidt, Gayle Berry, Nelson DeGarcia, Matt Smith, Thalia Rijos, Peter Van Westering, Maya Slepak, Jesse Weinrib, Kim Rosada, Doris Seiden, John D'Oita, Joseph Chong, Adam Trested, Joanne Williamson & John Hall
Music Composed by Jim Todd, North Forty Prod.
Recorded at Blank Tapes Inc., N.Y.C.
Sound Engineer Bob Blank
Shot on Location at Person to Person Karate
1986 Samurai Studios, Inc.
Today Video, Inc.

Joker

Meme Movie Poster

Bunny flops

The F word

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Student suspended indefinitely for "Billie Jean" dance

By Amy Pearson | amy.pearson@winonadailynews.com | Posted: Saturday, February 4, 2012 12:00

A 9-year-old boy at St. Stanislaus was immediately and indefinitely suspended Thursday night at a school lip-sync fundraiser after mimicking Michael Jackson’s famous groin grab during a rendition of “Billie Jean.”

Mindy Boberg said St. Stan’s principal Pat Bowlin approached her and her son, Lenny, during the event and told her the performance — specifically the handful of times Lenny reached for his groin area to imitate Jackson’s notorious dance move — constituted gross misconduct and that Lenny was suspended.

Bowlin declined to comment Friday, saying the situation was an internal issue.

He said he plans to meet with the Boberg family Monday morning to discuss the suspension.

Boberg said Lenny has performed similar Michael Jackson routines the past two years without incident at the St. Stan’s event, and that the Winona Area Catholic Schools’ Parent-Teacher-Partnership approved all event performances during a Tuesday rehearsal.

Boberg said she is upset with how Bowlin handled the situation and doesn’t understand why her son was singled out, particularly because some students at the fundraiser performed acts wearing boxer underwear and others shook their “tail feathers.”

At about 10:30 p.m. Thursday, Bowlin sent an email to all WACS faculty, staff and families titled “Thank you/ apology.” It read:

“On behalf of the Winona Area Catholic Schools, I would like to thank all the students, teachers, parents, and friends of our school for your support of our Lip Sync contest. So many people worked incredibly hard to make it a great event. We did have one act that was clearly inappropriate. I want to extend my apology for that situation.”

The WACS student/parent handbook states that a school principal may immediately suspend a student for gross misconduct. It defines gross misconduct as an action that “creates a substantial and unjustifiable risk of harm to another person or serious damage to the property of the school or another person, or conduct which substantially impairs the discipline and order of the school environment.”

Read more: http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/local/article_5c29e9b4-4ee6-11e1-ad1f-0019bb2963f4.html#ixzz1lTLOlgAX

See the video:http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/local/video_60e7dbdc-4edc-11e1-8b51-001871e3ce6c.html

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Knock Knock

Animated Gif

You should be dancing...Yeah!

Entomology Joke

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