If...

If:
a) It wasn't boiling hot outside.
b) A bean-bag wasn't put in the bin, necessitating me to remove it from bin and redistribute the overflowing rubbish from three other bins.
c) My neighbours hadn't spent the last hour drilling into concrete.
d) Every time I go outside for a cigarette, my creepy and overweight neighbour didn't also come outside - Shirtless.
e) The media didn't just blindly regurgitate bollocks about politics, which the public then blindly follows.


I would be having a quiet, peaceful, relaxing Sunday